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  • Hablando de espiar nuestras vidas!!!!

    Para reír un rato, que siempre viene bien, !!!









    A conversation in our 'not too distant' future?



    Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?


    No sir - it's Google Pizza.


    I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.

    No sir - Google bought Gordon's Pizza last month.

    OK. I would like to order a pizza.


    Do you want your usual, sir?


    My usual - you know me?


    According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses - sausage - pepperoni - mushrooms and meat balls on a thick crust.

    OK - that's what I want .


    May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta - arugula - sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat, gluten free, thin crust?


    What? I detest vegetables.


    Your cholesterol is not good, sir.


    How the hell do you know?


    Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

    Okay, but I do not want your ~~~~~~ vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

    Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drugsale Network, 4 months ago.

    I bought more from another drugstore.


    That doesn't show on your credit card statement.

    I paid in cash.


    But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

    I have other sources of cash.


    That doesn't show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

    WHAT THE HELL? ! ! ! !


    I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.


    Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google - Facebook - Twitter - WhatsApp and all the others!! I'm going to an island without internet - cable TV - where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me !!

    I understand sir - but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago!!


    Have a nice weekend!
    Saludos.

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    Re: Hablando de espiar nuestras vidas!!!!

    Originalmente publicado por Pepis Ver post
    Para reír un rato, que siempre viene bien, !!!

    A conversation in our 'not too distant' future?


    Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?


    No sir - it's Google Pizza.


    I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.

    No sir - Google bought Gordon's Pizza last month.

    OK. I would like to order a pizza.


    Do you want your usual, sir?


    My usual - you know me?


    According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses - sausage - pepperoni - mushrooms and meat balls on a thick crust.

    OK - that's what I want .


    May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta - arugula - sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat, gluten free, thin crust?


    What? I detest vegetables.


    Your cholesterol is not good, sir.


    How the hell do you know?


    Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

    Okay, but I do not want your ~~~~~~ vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

    Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drugsale Network, 4 months ago.

    I bought more from another drugstore.


    That doesn't show on your credit card statement.

    I paid in cash.


    But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

    I have other sources of cash.


    That doesn't show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

    WHAT THE HELL? ! ! ! !


    I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.


    Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google - Facebook - Twitter - WhatsApp and all the others!! I'm going to an island without internet - cable TV - where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me !!

    I understand sir - but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago!!


    Have a nice weekend!
    Saludos.
    ¿Futuro? ¿Qué no pasa esto todo el tiempo ahora?

    "Miembra" destacada del "Odio Organizado"...

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